Bullshit & Panic Buttons
We're a tech-savvy bunch here at Paramountzone, but even we get into a lather when good computers go bad. Having deleted a crucial Excel spreadsheet or sent an ill-informed, badly-timed and slanderous email, wouldn't it be great to hit a button and have everything you've done for the last half-hour fixed. Or, for that matter, be able to instantly brand a dreary conversation littered with marketing speak as, erm, shall we say 'BS'?
Our Panic and Bullshit buttons are the perfect way to set out your stall as the office joker. Accidentally sent a job to the printer for 500 copies instead of 50? Sent your boss an email that was originally intended for your girlfriend? No worries. Just bash repeatedly on your Panic or Bullshit button and tell the entire office what you think of the situation via a selection of timely recorded messages, before launching the whole thing out of the window. Problem solved.
Each button has a variety of broadcasts including; 'Bullshit level 5!', 'Oh come on now, don't give me that bullshit, that's bullshit!', 'Bullshit detected, take precautions', 'Begin Panic Sequence, 3, 2, 1, arghhhh'.
We challenge you to take the bullshit button into your next office meeting. Just keep your fingers away from it when your boss is in full flow...
Digital Acohol Sensor
Drinking too much alcohol can lead to serious health problems over time, and can cost you a lot more than your driving licence. Our Digital Alcohol Sensor gizmo can help you keep a check on your alcohol intake: It's all too easy to get carried away and drink far too much when you're out on the town, but having this digital Alcohol sensor with you will give you a hand in deciding when to stop.
Weather you want to prevent a hangover or something a lot more serious, this highly reliable and accurate gizmo will always be to hand.
Simply turn it on, breathe into the sensor for a few seconds and a reading appears on the digital display.
Being only 10cm long, it's small enough to fit discreetly into a pocket or handbag, and has the added bonus of including a watch feature with alarm, and even a handy parking timer sensor to ensure you don't get a parking ticket. And, of course it has an 'auto power off' system to conserve battery power.
We've tested quite a few Digital Alcohol Breath Testers at Paramountzone.com, and we certainly give this one the highest rating for performance, accuracy, and features in relation to price.
IMPORTANT: Under no circumstances should this product be used to judge whether you are fit to drive a car, operate machinery, or conduct potentially dangerous activities. Neither the manufacturer nor the retailer accept any liability for illegal behaviour such as drink driving, irrespective of whether the product is used or not.